8/17/14 - Jessica Alba throwing the first pitch at the LA Dodgers Game.
She’s so hot
mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job